Gooooood Morning, Internet!
Prepare for a rollercoaster of wit, insight, and a sprinkle of absurdity in my latest episode of "The Novice"! This week, I sit down with the enigmatic Jack Kuveke, a startup founder whose recent claim to fame was his masterful act as a Venture Capitalist from Jabroni Capital. Just hit that play button and you will see what I mean.
As Jack shares his "insights" on raising funds, his disdain for non-Stanford graduates, and the peculiar importance of having a pickleball partner over an actual investment strategy, you are guaranteed to be entertained.
But wait, there's more! Halfway through the show, we drop the act and reveal the real Jack Kuveke—a brilliant startup founder turned comedian with a knack for satire and a sharp take on the tech industry. From poking fun at the absurdities of Silicon Valley to dropping truth bombs about the venture capital world, Jack keeps you entertained and enlightened.
Here’s a taste of what you’ll learn:
Jack's unique (and hilarious) approach to investing that prioritizes Twitter over term sheets.
The Art of Lying: Why sometimes, telling the right story is more important than cold, hard facts.
Insider Secrets: How to break into the elite circles of venture capital by literally breaking down doors.
Sex and Sandwiches: the ultimate motivators behind every decision.
Whether you're an aspiring entrepreneur, a seasoned founder, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen. Jack's comedic take on the high-stakes world of venture capital will leave you in stitches and maybe even make you rethink your next pitch.
Don't miss out on this wildly entertaining and informative episode of "The Novice"! Tune in now, and don't forget to:
Listen: Your ears will thank you.
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Repeat: When in doubt, hit play again.
Catch the episode on YouTube, or where ever you get your podcasts, and join us on this delightful journey of learning and laughter.
Stay curious and keep laughing,
Kirill Zubovsky
P.S. If this episode doesn't make you want to tune in for more, the next one will. Or at least, it’ll be a good excuse to eat a sandwich. If you are on X, you can also follow me there @kirillzubovsky
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